Unisex "No Dick-Taters!" + 503heart — Portland Activist Protest Tee — Tilt Back

Your heart's in Portland and we love that! Show your appreciation for Portland— and support for sane democracy— with our comfy t-shirt featuring "No Dick-Taters" + the 503heart. The heart is prominent across the back, showing your love for our great city and tilted at 45 degrees, a nod to Portland's place in the world.

Lightweight and lived-in, this tee carries a clear message with a wink. A cheeky illustrated potato character wears a red cap (you might recognize it), crossed out with a bold slash. The front reads a blunt, humorous slogan, while the back displays a simple, hand-drawn 503heart mark that echoes the same rebellious spirit. Soft, breathable cotton and a crew neckline make this shirt easy to wear all day—from coffee runs to casual meetups—without feeling stiff or overdone. The print style looks hand-rendered and slightly rough around the edges, giving the design a grassroots, protest-poster energy rather than a polished, mass-produced look. Wear it when you want to make your stance known with humor and attitude: it reads like a personal statement, not just a graphic.

Materials and care notes are friendly and straightforward: airy combed cotton, tear-away label for comfort, and durable seams that keep the shape through repeating wears and washes. The shirt’s tone and art direction suit someone who prefers bold, sarcastic commentary with a community-minded edge.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed ring‑spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)

- Retail crew neck with ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention

- Side seams for longer-lasting structure and fit

- Tear‑away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified

- Prints applied with crisp DTF/DTG methods depending on area for detailed, vibrant artwork

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean